Sexual Education

  Some interesting facts I found out.  Some I knew some I didn't. 

*Facts about sex*

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

Assisted Living

I've only done a little looking around for someplace for my Mom.  It's been pretty funny so far.  I went to one site and they said they would take loving care of my pet.  I was a bit surprised until I realized I put one letter wrong on the Internet address. 

A lot of places have leases.  I wonder what I could get for my Mom.  Hopefully something decent if I put in a buy out clause after 5 years.  Oh well I guess I will have to talk to a real person to get some real information.

Monday

Happy Monday everyone.

The problem with a sleepy lazy day for me is that all the rest makes it hard for me to sleep the next night.  So I am a little tired today, but very excited.  It's the first official day of my new office.  I really like it and very glad to have made the move.  I just finished all my business paperwork for the day.  So now I am on to look around for places for my Mom.  Don't feel like doing it, but I know if I don't admit it I'll never do it.  It's just calls for information, but like always I like to be Teflon coated.  Just get in and out without anything sticking to me.  We'll see.

I know my ex does nothing without an ulterior motive.  I was very surprised when she agreed out of the blue decided to sign the divorce papers.  My caution was peaked in that she asked for money in the same letter.  I told her I would see what I could do.  Well low and behold still no signed papers.  No surprises there.  I take it I am back in a holding pattern for the moment.

I think I will talk to my son today about my Mom and what is going on.  She usually sends him stuff frequently and it has probably stopped in the last few weeks.  So I don't want him wondering what happened.  Not quite sure how I am going to put it, but it will come to me.

Lazy Day Sunday

Finally got a great night of sleep.  Had to pry my butt out of bed this afternoon.  Went to the gym and I came back for some lunch, but I don't feel like doing anything now.  I wanted to go down to the beach to relax, but I really need to go to my storage unit to get a few pieces of equipment for the office.  The problem is that I am not quite sure where the stuff is. 

I think it is going to be a while to get use to my Mom now.  I got two messages from her this morning.  The first was that she was hungry and didn't know what to do and wanted me to come down.  The second was never mind.  LOL. 

Oh well let me get out of here or I am going to fall asleep at my desk.

Saturday Night

I'm a little off tonight since the family phone calls.  My family seems to be in a lot of pain with all of this.  It has been my place for most of my life to be taking than pain away from everyone.  However years ago I stopped doing this.  So now I get to see everyone else go nuts with the pain.  It's still uncomfortable, but not really that bad.  A lot of gratitude in that.  I just have to watch that I am feeling my feelings.  Cause I can be taking care of all of this very well, but by pass my feelings.  So let's see.  Some fear that I won't be able to do best I can in this.  Some feelings of less than that I can't do more.  Lot of gratitude that I'm not my family.  Uncomfortable talking to my Mom when her short term memory is having problems.  Happy that I am handling this very well.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World

People are just plain nuts.  My Aunt and Uncle are cleaning their hands of my Mom.  not surprised since they didn't want much to do with her when she was well.  My SIL is telling me my Aunt is yelling in the phone 24/7 (meaning that is what my Mom needs) and hanging up the phone.  No questions are being answered or conversations continued.  My SIL seems very hung up since they she is not related to them she would no longer be in contact with them.  LOL.  I don't see the connection, but hey that is just me.  Monday I will look into the area of assisted living for her.  My brother and SIL have looked up there by them, but are finding problems of residency.  So I will see what I can find here.

Everyone still wants me to come down except my Mom.  She now has cleaning services and someone with her 6 hours a day.  Since we don't want her in FL anymore since it is too far for all of us.  Solutions will not be found there. 

The Boys are Back in Town

Well  pretty much after a week off my partner and I were able resume valet again last night.  It was nice that everyone in the building noticied we were missing.  We have some rules placed on us now by the city which kinda suck.  However the cool thing now is that we have a valet loading area which we can have people ticketed for using.  We can't wait to use it on one a-hole who always parks while we are working and adamantly will not move.  Speaking of a-holes I had a big one last night.  We had a joint forces meeting at the club so the customary bomb sniffing dog as there to check the building out.  The guy got out of his truck and I asked him how long he would be since he was in our space.  The guy got in my face and said it would be there till he was finished and was that a good enough answer.  Like fuck you buddy.

Pretty wiped from yesterdays move.  I now have double the space I had.  How I got all the stuff in the smaller place I will never know.  Since I can't find places for it now.  LOL.  But I am excited and it is nice to be able to walk from room to room.