More Pool & Other Stuff

Hey if you hit the link on the pool party invite it opens up. Whoops. It seems She is going all out for the event. Theirs suppose to be a casino there for Poker and Blackjack, free ten minute massages from the massage school, and the Margarita man will be there. I guess She never does anything small. I may have to go.

Well my Landlord is off today for another 2 week vacation. Quite John and Port Girl are house sitting other people's places so I have the house to myself. Let the air guitaring and nakedness begin! My weekend just got shot. The pizza place asked if I could close Friday and Saturday. Ugh 2 in the morning. Not truly complaining I need the extra money to go see my son the following weekend.

Okay I don't think I ever talk about news stuff here, but I heard this on the radio this morning and I was completely shocked. As you may or may not know the summer Olympics will be in China next year. So their trying to clean up their act before then. Digging giant landfills to hide all the lead toys, sending all the posionuos food to India to kill the rats, but the big one is that they have outlawed having food vendors in the bathroom. For some reason in China it is a thriving business to be selling food in the bathroom. And they wonder why they have food problems. I can see it now you go into the bathroom and you ask for a #2 with fried rice. Go do you business and come back to a nice steaming load of food.

Pool Party?

One of my networking things that I go to occasionally is Speed Networking. It works like Speed dating. Two people, two minutes, hopefully you make a business connection. When I first went everyone kept talking about She. She was the one who had started it here in our area and She was suppose to be this whirling dynamo. When I first met her I didn't see what the big whoopla was about. She asked me for my card every time we ran into each other. The last time she went she hogged in on one of my two minutes. Well actually not mine, but the person across from me. During the next week she made an appointment to see me. With the problem being mid back which goes with the ached back that say, "hi do you like my breasts?" Now I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but when you lounge back casually on my table the jigs up. If you want to go out with me never become my patient. Also it helps to not be nuts, but hey that's my opinion.

Anyway to the point of this entry. I get the usual notices telling me when the next meeting is. Sometimes I go and sometimes I don't. Anyway I just got the invite for her house warming. It's the same business format email. Don't bring any presents just food or dessert and your bathing suit so you can go in the pool or hot tub. So how did we go from business people in a group that changes each week to hanging out in a hot tub? I feel like I just got invited to a swingers party. I like doing a lot for my business, but this might be too much.

Smelly Men & Guitars

One thing that I do hate about my office is that it is not directly on the main street. So I am always amazed when someone just walks in. Anyway it was the march of the smelly men today. The first guy was looking for the man hating naturopath that use to rent across the hall. I told him she moved back to NC. He was very interested in my peg games I have in the office. He wanted to buy them and I should have done so, but hey they were a gift. Anyway after gathering up a copy of EVERY single brochure I have, that magical number is 16 he left. I had to spray the place afterwards. I was coughing as the guy had smoked in the office. Where the hell was the cigarette? In his butt? The guy was here less than 2 minutes and the place smelled like a bar at 2 am.

30 minutes later smelly guy #2 comes in. Hey I'm pretty popular today. He wants to know if I need a cleaning service. Hmm it's 3 rooms, one which is filled with junk. I'm the only employee. I think I can handle it. So he leaves after grabbing a card. Again my place smells like a bar at 2 am. The stale smell of alcohol permeates the place and out comes the spray again. I think I need to add the to the no solicitors sign THAT no one reads is no smelly people.

When my brother Frank was younger he taught himself to play guitar. He was good and when I was really young I like to listen to him play. When I was young I tried to teach myself. Now it's surprising for me to say, but I have many gifts and talents. Music ain't one of them. I still would like to pick it back up again, but I know it's a loss cause. So I was surprised when I heard from my son Eric that he was taking guitar lessons at camp. He played a little for me over the phone and he was pretty good. He must get his musical abilities from his mom because he was rattling off how to tune it and beats. Things I could never grasp. Kinda like certain colors.

TMI Tuesday

1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used? You're a doctor right? Well I have this problem between my legs.

2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else? Explain. No

3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it? Friend John blew us off for a girl he had already dumped. They were having sex and we just continued to bang on the door for about 10 minutes yelling for him to come out and play. Ah college life.

4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why? Unfaithful. Diane Lane in the hall with her lover when she's trying to leave. Why? No clue it just does it for me.

5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? What would you change on your SO? I'm pretty happy with myself. If I had to choose I would remove the scar off my back from MOS surgery. Since I don't have a SO how about I change it to having one.

Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country? Mexico with my ex wife.

Masturbation: Pros & Cons

 

You decide.

Intersts

I think I have hit the radar of the women I work with in the pizza place. There all twenty somethings and the questions have been sliding into the conversations about if I'm single or not. The one thing I an always surprised about is the use of young twenty somethings and their breasts. Your standing around and all of a sudden you have a pair of breasts pushed into you. Not that I'm complaining, but that's just me. I would never think of humping up on a women that I wasn't already going out with. The other night was the third time it has happened to me and it's in normal situations not like packed like sardines in a club or bar. Anyway I digress. What has stuck in my mind since then that's not pornographic is how I start to feel some angst (word of the day thanks to SWF42). I like when a woman finds me attractive, but I got a lot of attention this week and the angst was growing. So I was thinking about it as I tried to avoid traffic the other day. What it immediately reminded me was something my therapist said years ago. Different topic, but the same underlying problem. If I'm to believe what these women are thinking then I have to admit good things about myself. For some reason that always causes me angst. So I'm thinking good things about myself today in the hopes that it helps.

More Cook Out Stuff

German Girl emailed me thanking me for the invite. I was happy to hear that she enjoyed herself. I was surprised to have her say that she thought this girl Sarah really liked me. I didn't notice that although I have to admit I'm not always the sharpest knife in the draw when it comes to that. I had to admit she would have been probably second on my list from yesterday. Her age being the biggest problem. While I might find twenty something olds attractive I don't really find a connection beyond the physical. I've always needed something more. I remember this girl Dawn I went out with in college. She wanted to sleep with me bad. I still remember her face on our second date when I told her I just wasn't in to her. She looked at me like I had lobster claws coming out of my ears. I guess no guy had turned her down for sex before.

Anyway back to the cookout. I would say Kristen would be on the top of my list from yesterday. However she lives as far north as German Girl (45-60 min.) I probably could do the time here on the south side, but going through the tunnels is hell around here. Too many people are scarred of them and freak out every time they go through. They go 10 mph through the thing and traffic ensues. It doesn't take much. I did a long trip relationship once before and I swore I would never do one again. I knew there was one girl there that really liked me, but their was no spark on my end.

I'm still waiting to hear German Girl's take on the men.