Beaver Balls & Double X

I don't even know what made me think of "beaver balls" last night.  However it made me think that you women really got short changed in the naming market.  All these sexual slang terms like smuggling raisins, toast, beaver balls, etc are such a "y" chromosome thing.  I guess that's why women can count on both hands (and still have some fingers left over) for sexual body parts and men are probably around the 8000 point and climbing as each boy attains manhood. 

I think that's why most men's invention are phallic in shape or sexual in nature.  Since when they fall into these categories we can bring the full power of our mental prowess to bear.  I mean look at men's inventions through out history. 

Fire - Women think hey we can cook our food now.  Rubbish!  Man says now I can look at women naked in the dark.

Printing press - you may think now we can spread more information to everyone.  Man says now I can look at pictures of naked women when ever I like.

The Internet - shop online, talk to friends, etc.  Blaah.  Now I have an incredible database of what?  Pictures of naked women!

Now I don't want you women to think that you were short changed just because you have a double "x" chromosome.  You got some great gifts that are just so inherently female.

1 - The female body - let's face it.  The female form is a work of art.  It just don't get any better.  It's probably why I don't like tattoos or weird piercing on women.  It;s like graffiti on a Rembrandt.

2 - Scent - There is no better smell than a clean women.  Just out of the shower, now that's something to bottle.

3 - Hair - The feel of running your fingers through long hair and and then finding that nugget of dampness still their from washing. 

4 - Skin - Let's face it women's skin has a softness that can't be recreated.  To touch, caress or hug it is a great sensation.

5 - Your waist - a curved waist on a woman.  I think it was developed just to put your arm around and to fit like a glove.