Tuesday, November 22, 2005

CDC WARNING

As the Avian flu is spreading slowly into the US I recieved this warning from the CDC in my office today.  So if any of your dinner guest start showing the following signs they should be rushed to the hospital immediately.

 

Subject: Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
 
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
 
1.  High fever
2.  Congestion
3.  Nausea
4.  Fatigue
5.  Aching in the joints
6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

 

 

I will be with my son this holiday which I am extremely thankful for.  Due to this I will be taken a slight break from my journal. Enjoy the holiday everyone.

~ Mike

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