Books

I'm a big book reader and I keep my books as pristine as possible.  So I get really pissed when I lend a book out and I get it back like someone tried to dry hump it.  Every single inch of space has been crinkled.  WTF?  Rob who borrowed it was like it was perfectly normal.  This is why I don't lend books out.  That or I never get them back.  I remember my friend John years ago borrowed a few of my  books since he reads more than I do.  John is a binder breaker.  He holds a book like King Kong does his jaw breaking move.  He was very surprised when I said no more.  The best was Gary who returned my book with pieces of the cover missing.  I would have asked if his dog had been chewing on it, but he didn't have one.  What happened run out jerky?  He was a little offended when I wanted a new book.  Did these people miss that day in kindergarten when you learned that when you borrow something you return it in the same condition.