Deep Thoughts Part ?

Bored at home or work?  Well here is a little mental workout for you.

Have You Ever Wondered If...

1. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 

2. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

3. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

4. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

5. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

6. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

7. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

8. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

9. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

10. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

11. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

13. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

14. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

15. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

16. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

17. Can vegans eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?