STARDATE 2006.03.17
This is the final log of Captain Mike of the Starship AOL Guest Editor. It’s one week journey to help everyone explore new journals, new writers, and new people. To boldly go where hopefully everyone will keep going from now on.
The following chronicles the lives of the crew:
Helms Officer Tina (Ride Along with Me) bought the old Partridge family psychedelic bus and can be found traveling up and down the Pacific Highway telling stories to tourist and anyone else who wants to go along for the ride.
Communications Officer Marina (Losing It) became a celebrity after her friend’s psychic network show knocked Oprah out of her time slot. Her entertainment news segment has been known to make or break celebrities’ careers.
Science Officer Rebecca (In the Shadow if Iris) in her final act of “sticking her head in the sand” finally decided to climb the Swiss Alps. Urban legend has it that she met the Old Man of the Mountain there and learned the secret of life. Supposedly she is still ROFLHAO from the answer.
Engineering Officer Amy (Sugar, Spice, & Everything Nice) opened the first integrated human animal home school. Drinking enough coffee she is able to perform all the positions in the school by herself. Her Home School for Dummies book was on the NY Times best seller list.
Medical Officer Linda (Living with Chronic Pancreatitis) in trying to find a treatment for her condition traveled to the Amazon Jungle looking for rare herbs. There she was captured by a primitive tribe. Amazing them with what she knew she was made their queen. She never found the herbs, but is pampered daily by the entire tribe.
Tactical Officer Monica (Living Life and Loving It) in total frustration of her two jobs decided to combine them into one. She now has a government contract to hair style all the postal workers. The new do's are suppose to have a de stressing affect on the workers.
Captain Mike (Going Sane in a Crazy World) in a fit of frustration at the world at large. Moved out of his place and moved into a mental institution to be with all the “normal” people. His only contact with the outside world is through his journal and daily email joke webring.
5 comments:
you ve had a good week , your a great writer with some interesting subjects, keep it up the great stuff. have you been by to visit my journals
Mike you did a great job as guest editor!!!
You are too funny this entry made my morning
LOL luv ya!!! Hugs, Marina
you did great and I have enjoyed following several of the journals you picked; thanks for pointing me their way
betty
Mike
You did an excellent job as Guest Editor.
Its been a pleasure to meet you and read your journal............
Its been quite a good week.
Im just lucky in all the travels, that I didnt get the Vulcan Death Grip.. LMAO
Hey, Captain Mike..... This is Helms Officer Tina, signing off the week with these words: " Come on, get HAPPY ! " Anytime you wanna climb aboard the Magic Bus, you just gimme a holler. We'll cruise by and pick you up.
Congrats on a job well done, and thanks for a great week, my friend. luv and hugs, Tina
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