Sometimes I really have to shake my head at being a guy. For example walking down the street a woman walks past a guy and he says, "nice ass. Can I wear it as a hat?"
<<<I can't believe>>> we share the same chromosome.
About Me
- Mike
- This is the journey of a 43 year old guy living in Virginia Beach. Come join me while I run a business, be a long distance dad, work on my finances, run a singles group, and date women that turn out to be a little crazy, all while working on my spirituality.
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Just like the guy who asked me if he could use my thighs as earmuffs, and in public?? I just assumed all men would be high fiving each other at these comments. Good to know not all men are such jerks!!
~ Jenny
I have heard women be just as tacky towards men...
Tracie
Yeah.....some of your people are really shining examples of why cousins shouldn't marry.....I understand. And I agree with the last comment.....women are just as piggish....we're just better at keeping it hidden when it counts.
Maybe this could help.....er.......if you haven't seen the movie "White Chicks" with the Wayans brothers, this will sound racist as hell. Please know that it is not.....
Okay so I was at the convenience store with my daughter. We had just seen "White Chicks" and I'm sorry to say, with all my intelligence, that stupid movie is among my favorites. It's just silly and I love it. ANYWAY. I see a man of color at the store who was, frankly, GORGEOUS. So I say.....not so under my breath..."What a beautiful chocolate man!"
.....Fortunately, he took it as a compliment, laughed, and said that I was like warm vanilla sugar, and we had a good laugh. (he really WAS a beautiful chocolate man.)
Do I have a point with this....uh....well okay. Yeah, sure....you guys can be awful. But some of you are mostly okay. You can put yourself in a category high above most of these phallic jokes on nature, simply because you are you. So. Life is good.
So is that a mirror in your pants..because I can......nevermind. I just can't pull that crap off....rofl
T
Some guys just aren't gentlemen!!!! It's nice to know you are!!! http://journals.aol.com/shayshaydc/Golfaholic
Sharon:)
May I be the first to say Happy Father's Day to a really charming guy who also happens to be a fantastic Dad to his son? Not only that, but your care for your Mom is phenomenal. Thank you for the birthday greeting, too. It was hysterical! ---angel
Happy Father's Day Mike!
Guys can be crude, that's for sure! :(
Glad you aren't one of them!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, MIKE!!!!!
Big Hugs,
Jackie
Hi Mike !!!!!!!! First let me say "Happy Father's Day" to you. This is awful to think a guy could say something like this. I'm glad you aren't like this guy its a shame that a guy could open his mouth to utter such a thing as this. Your a much more nicer guy than this one which shows in your journal. Your a great guy Mike and I'm sure that you most definitely won't be single long. You deserve a good lady in your life because of the person you are. Take care and enjoy your day.
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