Talking to a friend and I remembered this old joke. So what the hey. The more the merrier.
Man and woman married for 20 years. They have always had sex with the lights off. The wife is getting feed up with it. So she decides to do something about it. The next time they are about to have sex she turns the lights on. She sees the husband standing there with a cucumber. She says "do you want to explain that?" He answers, "only if you'll explain our 4 children." ;)
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LMAO that is a good one here is one for you,
The Boss was in quandary.
He had to fire somebody.
He had it narrowed down to one of two people,
Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision,
they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin,
he decided he would fire the first one
who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a
horrible hang-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never had to do this before,
but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
~Marina http://journals.aol.com/stansgirl2004/LosingIt/
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