Where All the Dicks Hang Out

 

Well it seems to me that too many of you women have too much time on your hands and are spending it in the men's room.  Well do you know the characters that frequent the urinals. 

 

Mr. Proud ~ he's very comfortable with his equipment and is happy to share with the public at large.  He'll stand about a foot back and take aim.  Not a good idea to be standing next to him.  He may have one hand on the wall to stabilize himself due to balance problems.  

The Heavy Breather ~ you got to wonder what the hell this guy is doing.  You would think he is running the NY marathon instead of pissing by the sounds he's making.  Hey buddy if your jerking off go in a stall if not see a doctor.  

The Humper ~ this guy is the opposite of Mr. Proud or homo phobic.  He's got his whole body stuffed into the urinal.  Don't worry pal no one wants to see your stuff anyway.  

The Looker ~ he keeps checking to make sure he's still pissing every 5 seconds.  My 6 year old knows when he is finished.  I don't know what his problem is.  Probably told by his Mom that his dick would fall off if he kept jerking off and he is still waiting for it to happen.  

The Joker ~ the ultimate rule breaker.  He comes in making jokes and banging into you while your pissing.  It's sink or swim for him.  Those jokes better be DAMN funny or else.