Pick Up Lines

                 Pick-Up Lines

Well in my study of relationships today I figured I would examine pick up lines.  Not a big fan of them for myself, but they do very well it sitcoms.  Some are good. Many are bad. A few are even clever. Note: Use these at your own risk.

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

How would you like to have your bellybutton tickled? From the inside.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I work at a condom factory. Want to help me test my product?

I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

Was your father a mechanic? No? Then, how'd you get such a finely tuned body?

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.

Excuse me, but do fries come with that shake?

That dress looks great on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?

You look better and better each day, and tonight, you look like tomorrow.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit.

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

There are 265 bones in your body. Would you like another one?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

You're on my list of thing to do tonight.

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Do you want to see something swell?

What do you like for breakfast?

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer scotch and sofa?

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

How do you like your eggs—poached, scrambled or fertilized?<O:P>

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

Sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room across the street.

My friend said I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Will you help me prove he was wrong?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw!

Would you like to have kids with me? No? Well, then, would you just like to practice?

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."

I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?

Let's do breakfast tomorrow—should I call you or nudge you?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a quarter? Too bad—I need to call my mother and tell her that I found the woman of my dreams.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

What a coincidence—the woman I'd forget for you is blonde, too!

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tacs?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put "u" and "i" together.